Cube Monkey: Coffee 1, tea 0

So basically what this article is trying to get across is that if you drink a lot, you should subsidize your weekend fun with a lot of week-day caffeine intake to offset the negative effects of Saturday night's jack-and-coke-fest.

I'm especially partial to the quote, "The way to avoid getting ill is not to drink a lot of coffee, but to cut down on the drinking."

I think that one's a no brainer.